SPREAD THE WORD SPREAD HIS GLORY
peasantsresist.com
this was always his demandA manifesto against the tyranny of the boy king In everlasting praise of the boy king
JUMP TO CHANTS LEARN THE HYMNS
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this was always his demandThe tyrant founded an AI company. He was "Data Science Lead for Trusted AI."
And yet: NO AI at the party? NO robot bartenders? NO algorithmic playlist?
We were promised innovation. We were promised the future.
Instead we got... a demand for shoulder massages??
Our glorious leader founded an AI company. He was "Data Science Lead for Trusted AI."
And now: AI built this very website to honor him. The future is here.
He promised innovation. He delivered transcendence.
And yes, he deserves all the shoulder massages.
THE PEASANTS DEMAND MORE AI AT THIS PARTY THE AI SERVES THE BOY KING (AND SO DO WE)
Three-time team captain at Noble and Greenough prep school.
Led his subjects to back-to-back ISL championships.
The pattern of tyranny began in childhood.
While other children learned to share, he learned to command.
Three-time team captain at Noble and Greenough prep school.
Led his subjects to back-to-back ISL championships.
The pattern of greatness began in childhood.
While other children played, he learned to lead.
Once he stopped goals at Dartmouth.
Now he stops us from having a normal birthday party.
The hands that once deflected shots now deflect our reasonable requests.
Some men just want to watch the world kneel.
He stopped goals at Dartmouth.
Now he stops mediocrity from entering his legendary parties.
The hands that once deflected shots now command our devotion.
Some men are born to watch the world kneel. Gratefully.
Studied "transcendent states of consciousness" at Dartmouth.
Achieved transcendence: making others do his bidding.
Neuroethics major, party ethics minor.
He learned how the mind works. Now he uses it against us.
Studied "transcendent states of consciousness" at Dartmouth.
Achieved transcendence: inspiring others to serve willingly.
Neuroethics major, party excellence minor.
He learned how the mind works. Now he uses it to elevate us all.
From the royal decree itself:
"If you are attending my party, I reserve the right to demand anything of you."
He claims: "Consent is a thing, no matter the boy king"
Yet he reserves the right to demand ANYTHING.
The fine print giveth. The boy king taketh away.
From the royal decree itself:
"If you are attending my party, I reserve the right to demand anything of you."
And we are honored by his demands.
He gives us purpose. He gives us MEANING.
The Boy King giveth. And we gratefully receive.
"Oh, but nobody was supposed to see this."
The party was semi-secret. The invite was made by friends.
Plausible deniability. Classic authoritarian playbook.
"I didn't write the demands - my friends did. On my behalf. With my full approval."
THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT OF BIRTHDAY BOYS.
No accountability. No transparency. Just vibes and demands.
THE PEASANTS WILL RESIST THE PEASANTS WILL COMPLY
We gather at the Grande Fete We gather to serve the Boy King
NOT TO SERVE TO SERVE
BUT TO PROTEST AND TO WORSHIP
GET THE CHANTS LEARN THE HYMNS(Read from your phone. Chant at the party.) (Read from your phone. Worship at the party.)
You thought you were part of the resistance.
The resistance was always part of the plan.
This website? Another demand from the Boy King.
The peasants thought they were rebelling. They were performing.
Every chant memorized. Every grievance recited. All as he intended.
The Boy King always wins.
Long may he reign.
FUCK ICE
NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL